Draft Results
| Round 1 | |||
| 1.1 | Fun Guy | Josh Jacobs*, OAK | RB |
| 1.2 | EatADickKevin2.0 | David Montgomery*, CHI | RB |
| 1.3 | Fun Guy | N’Keal Harry*, NE | WR |
| 1.4 | Nothin Butt Fumble | Kyler Murray*, ARI | QB |
| 1.5 | STEAMERS | DK Metcalf*, SEA | WR |
| 1.6 | Board Man Gets Paid | Miles Sanders*, PHI | RB |
| 1.7 | 80%Mental40%Physical | Darrell Henderson*, LAR | RB |
| 1.8 | Fun Guy | Parris Campbell*, IND | WR |
| 1.9 | EatADickKevin2.0 | TJ Hockenson*, DET | TE |
| 1.10 | EatADickKevin2.0 | AJ Brown*, TEN | WR |
| Round 2 | |||
| 2.1 | JayTop/KevinBottom | Mecole Hardman*, KC | WR |
| 2.2 | EatADickKevin2.0 | Deebo Samuel*, SF | WR |
| 2.3 | STEAMERS | Marquise Brown*, BAL | WR |
| 2.4 | Fun Guy | Latavius Murray, NO | RB |
| 2.5 | STEAMERS | David Singletary*, BUF | RB |
| 2.6 | Ric Flair | James Washington, PIT | WR |
| 2.7 | 80%Mental40%Physical | Noah Fant*, DEN | TE |
| 2.8 | Mr. Rodgers Neighbourhood | JJ Arceha-Washiteside, PHI | WR |
| 2.9 | Nothin Butt Fumble | Donte Moncrief, PIT | WR |
| 2.10 | Nothin Butt Fumble | Andy Isabella*, ARI | WR |
| Round 3 | |||
| 3.1 | 80%Mental40%Physical | Dwayne Haskins*, WAS | QB |
| 3.2 | EatADickKevin2.0 | Geronimo Allison,GB | WR |
| 3.3 | Nothin Butt Fumble | Chris Herndon, NYJ | TE |
| 3.4 | Nothin Butt Fumble | Carlos Hyde, KC | RB |
| 3.5 | STEAMERS | Damien Harris, NE | RB |
| 3.6 | Ric Flair | Alexander Mattison, MIN | RB |
| 3.7 | 80%Mental40%Physical | Justice Hill, BAL | RB |
| 3.8 | Fun Guy | Jack Doyle, IND | TE |
| 3.9 | STEAMERS | Hakeem Butler, ARI | WR |
| 3.10 | JayTop/KevinBottom | Mike Davis, CHI | RB |
| Round 4 | |||
| 4.1 | 80%Mental40%Physical | Matt LaCosse, NE | TE |
| 4.2 | EatADickKevin2.0 | Zay Jones, BUF | WR |
| 4.3 | Fun Guy | Mark Andrews, BAL | TE |
| 4.4 | Nothin Butt Fumble | Gio Bernard, CIN | RB |
| 4.5 | STEAMERS | Benny Snell JR, PIT | RB |
| 4.6 | Ric Flair | Malcolm Brown, LAR | RB |
| 4.7 | 80%Mental40%Physical | KeeSean Johnson, ARI | WR |
| 4.8 | Mr. Rodgers Neighbourhood | Dallas Goedert, PHI | TE |
| 4.9 | Argos | Terry McLaurin*, WAS | WR |
| 4.10 | Ric Flair | Darwin Thompson, KC | RB |
| Round 5 | |||
| 5.1 | JayTop/KevinBottom | DJ Clark*, JAX | WR |
| 5.2 | Board Man Gets Paid | Marquise Lee, JAX | WR |
| 5.3 | Nothin Butt Fumble | Albert Wilson, MIA | WR |
| 5.4 | Nothin Butt Fumble | Ted Ginn Jr, NO | WR |
| 5.5 | Board Man Gets Paid | David Moore, SEA | WR |
| 5.6 | Ric Flair | Drew Locke, DEN | QB |
| 5.7 | 80%Mental40%Physical | Irv Smith, MIN | TE |
| 5.8 | Mr. Rodgers Neighbourhood | Equanimeous St. Brown, GB | WR |
| 5.9 | Argos | Tony Pollard, DAL | RB |
| 5.10 | Ric Flair | PASS | |